You don't mind if I take a few photos of your lamp, do you?

Uh, I guess not?

SNAP SNAP

Oh, yay!  My followers are going to love these photos!  I can't wait to share them!

Wait!  What do you mean share them??

SNAP SNAP

On Monstagram, of course!  I don't like to brag, but I'm kind of a big deal over there.

If I just give you the lamp, will you promise not to post any photos?

SNAP SNAP

Teehee!  You're really funny!
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Well, moth lady, that’s a crime in my country. Post a photo of someone who asks you not to and the police can get involved. It will be interesting to see how this plays out.